Good morning my beautiful bloggy friends!  How was your weekend?  We had a good one and thank the good Lord there is a COLD FRONT coming to Texas this week!!!  It’s going to be in the low 80’s!!!  Shiver me timbers I never thought that was even possible!

So, I thought it would be fun to just share some random stories from my life.  Some things you just have to sit back and think what? Why? Who? HUH?

None the less it’s fun to reminisce.

• Contrary to popular believe and the namesake of this blog….I only have one cup of coffee a day.  I don’t have an IV drip of coffee next to me 😉  I don’t like soda and I drink water the rest of the day or the occasional healthy drink/wine.

• In the 5th grade we were all lining up to go outside and then I let out a LOUD fart.  OMG.I.DIE.  The teacher thought it was 3 boys trying to be funny making fart noises.  They got in trouble and had to go to the back of the line. Of course I would NEVER admit it was me…Duh.

• One time a few years ago I was home visiting for Christmas and ran into a girl I went to high school with.  She asked me about my husband standing next to me….who happened to be MY DAD!  Seriously???  Cradle robber or something…I was like “That’s my Dad”.  Oopsie for her.  But my Dad’s ego was majorly boosted that someone thought he looked young enough to be my husband.  As if.

• In middle school Bonnie and I wore matching outfits to school one day.  We just happened to wear the exact same outfit that a teacher was wearing, only hers was in a size XXXL.  At that age it’s devastating if you wear the same outfit as someone else, let alone a teacher!!!  Buwwaaahhhhh!!!  We never wore those outfits again.

• I never thought I would get married.  I thought nobody could put up with me.  I was perfectly content in my mind to be an old gray mare with 10 cats.  Yup….God had other plans thankfully.

• I’m very shy, but only in certain situations.   I over share information all the time. People in stores almost ALL THE TIME come and randomly talk to me and I have no idea why?  Just this weekend I met two lovely women on the elevator at Nordstrom and they invited me to their Curves class.  Yeah they were like 60…but still….it was nice of them to ask 🙂  Ha ha!

• I really want to go to Seattle, Oregon, or Maine.  Some place with scenic views and cold.  It’s 101 today…..somebody transport me from this furnace!!!